Sand-Snake >> #19401246
Posted on 2024-04-19 06:43:35 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Artist Comment: Imran was sick of the corrupt cops demanding more and more protection money from him. His little takeaway store couldn't afford their big demands of cash and support his family. Fortunately, a cousin put him in touch with Sophy at Dark Web Auctions who had a plan to put Imran's children through college and make the city police department a cleaner operation. The next time the cops visited Imran, they met DWA's Product Acquisition Team.
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Sophy: "Amazing to think the entire world is really run by you from this secret complex dug into the Himalayas, oh Global Maharajah."
Global Maharajah: "Yes, in fact even many politicians do not know it's really me making all the decisions - with of course the assistance of my 'civil service' of beautiful women who have each had a chip implanted in their brain to guarantee total obedience to me. They are all former corrupt cops, financial markets fraudsters and computer hackers. Each of them acquired by Dark Web Auctions and sold to me, where they now live better lives, running the planet and servicing my manly needs."
Sophy: "And you really sleep with all seven hundred of them?!"
Maharajah: "Yes, but not all at once. Two per night, and one during my lunch break."
Sophy: "All this clean mountain air must be good for the libido. Well, I have another couple of beauties to join your collection..."

KayBeeDoesIt >> #19401340
Posted on 2024-04-19 06:50:15 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Damn bruh I aint readin all that