Schwarz: Wow, the food was delicious thank you for dinner, Ms Lisa. Lisa: You're welcome Schwarz. And thanks for your help in making the food, I had no idea you were so talented at cooking. Schwarz: Thanks. I've been cooking ever since I was young. So I'm glad I could put my skills to good use for our date. Lisa: (Giggles) Okay, so which of the 48 laws is your favorite? Schwarz: My favorite law is #15: Crush Your Enemy Totally. Lisa: Interesting, why is that? Schwarz: If someone or something is a problem, it must be dealt with immediately, and complaining about it is useless. If you go too long without a solution to the problem, that person or thing will eventually become a headache. If a person has a problem they should take care of it right now, so it's out of sight and out of mind. Lisa: My, what an impressive observation. Schwarz: Thank you. So tell me, Ms. Lisa, what's your favorite law? Lisa: Very well, dear. My favorite law is #16: Use Absence To Increase Respect And Honor. If you're always available, you'll no longer be mysterious, people will lose respect for you, and eventually, you'll start to get on people's nerves. But if you disappear for a while - let's say for a month people will start to wonder What's he or she doing?" "When will he or she come back?" "Where has he or she been all this time?" You want people to miss you sometimes because when you come back, they'll be excited to see you and you'll have plenty of new things to talk about. Schwarz: Ah, I see. Now I get why "Absence makes the heart the heart grow fonder" is a saying. Lisa: Yes people miss you when you're gone, not when you're always available. If I remember back at the library, you told me you had a friend named Chamberlain who recommended that you read The Laws Of Power. Would you mind telling me what his favorite law is? Schwarz: I sure can. So, his favorite law is #13: When Asking for Help, Appeal to Peoples Self-Interest, Never to their Mercy or Gratitude. When people ask Chamberlain for help, he doesn't like it when people guilt trip him about all the things people have done for him in the past or his help is for a good cause and that's what friends do. He believes in fair exchanges where both parties get something of a deal, rather than just one person. Lisa: Thank you for sharing your friend's favorite law. He's a smart man. Schwarz: You're welcome. Lisa: (Yawns) It's getting late, would you like to spend the night with me, Schwarz? Schwarz: Yes, I'd love to. Lisa: If you don't mind me asking, have you ever had sex before? Schwarz: (Blushes in embarrassment) Well... no, I'm afraid I've never been with a woman. Lisa: It's okay dear, we all have to start somewhere. Would you like me to be your first? Schwarz: To lose my virginity to a beautiful woman like you would be a dream come true. I may lack experience, but I promise to do everything in my power to make you feel good, Ms. Lisa. Lisa: (Giggles and blushes) That's the spirit! With that kind of confidence, I know you can do it. Now, take my hand, and follow me to the bedroom.
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Lisa: You're welcome Schwarz. And thanks for your help in making the food, I had no idea you were so talented at cooking.
Schwarz: Thanks. I've been cooking ever since I was young. So I'm glad I could put my skills to good use for our date.
Lisa: (Giggles) Okay, so which of the 48 laws is your favorite?
Schwarz: My favorite law is #15: Crush Your Enemy Totally.
Lisa: Interesting, why is that?
Schwarz: If someone or something is a problem, it must be dealt with immediately, and complaining about it is useless. If you go too long without a solution to the problem, that person or thing will eventually become a headache. If a person has a problem they should take care of it right now, so it's out of sight and out of mind.
Lisa: My, what an impressive observation.
Schwarz: Thank you. So tell me, Ms. Lisa, what's your favorite law? Lisa: Very well, dear. My favorite law is #16: Use Absence To Increase Respect And Honor. If you're always available, you'll no longer be mysterious, people will lose respect for you, and eventually, you'll start to get on people's nerves. But if you disappear for a while - let's say for a month people will start to wonder What's he or she doing?" "When will he or she come back?" "Where has he or she been all this time?" You want people to miss you sometimes because when you come back, they'll be excited to see you and you'll have plenty of new things to talk about. Schwarz: Ah, I see. Now I get why "Absence makes the heart the heart grow fonder" is a saying. Lisa: Yes people miss you when you're gone, not when you're always available. If I remember back at the library, you told me you had a friend named Chamberlain who recommended that you read The Laws Of Power. Would you mind telling me what his favorite law is? Schwarz: I sure can. So, his favorite law is #13: When Asking for Help, Appeal to Peoples Self-Interest, Never to their Mercy or Gratitude. When people ask Chamberlain for help, he doesn't like it when people guilt trip him about all the things people have done for him in the past or his help is for a good cause and that's what friends do. He believes in fair exchanges where both parties get something of a deal, rather than just one person. Lisa: Thank you for sharing your friend's favorite law. He's a smart man. Schwarz: You're welcome. Lisa: (Yawns) It's getting late, would you like to spend the night with me, Schwarz? Schwarz: Yes, I'd love to. Lisa: If you don't mind me asking, have you ever had sex before? Schwarz: (Blushes in embarrassment) Well... no, I'm afraid I've never been with a woman. Lisa: It's okay dear, we all have to start somewhere. Would you like me to be your first? Schwarz: To lose my virginity to a beautiful woman like you would be a dream come true. I may lack experience, but I promise to do everything in my power to make you feel good, Ms. Lisa. Lisa: (Giggles and blushes) That's the spirit! With that kind of confidence, I know you can do it. Now, take my hand, and follow me to the bedroom.