HornyRpsUwU >> #18468189
Posted on 2024-03-01 17:40:23 Score: 8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

How to cook delicious scrambled eggs:Step one, find a frying pan, and wash itStep two, prepare the sausage for slicingStep three, cut the sausage, and pour the oil into the panStep four, take the right amount of eggs(my choice - 3 eggs), break them and put it in the panStep five, when the scrambled eggs are white like the Finnish military during the First Soviet-Finnish War, then know that the scrambled eggs are almost ready, just put the lid on the pan and wait for a short period of time(~5 minutes) Step 6 you're done, bon appetit!(I am not responsible for a broken pan or stove. Or if there is smoke in the kitchen)

yxdox >> #18471376
Posted on 2024-03-01 21:44:42 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
Now I'm in the box for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping
You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine Thank God for business, they let me take the floor I stood so proudly, like I was going to war Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered This must be what love would have felt like Such dedication, they came from miles away With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play Perfect patient lines because I was in their minds I could do whatever I felt like (whatever I felt like) You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine I'm happy for years and years And, only eating the occasional maintenance man Only driving a few kids to madness Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows? I only want to have fun But now they're telling me my days here are done 'Cause there's a tiny little box that they make in Japan And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin Breaking me and taking my quarters Bashing in my face with a crowbar Kicking me and pushing me over Now they see my blood on their sneakers You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-da-da-da Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-da-da-da Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba

qazwsx50 >> #18503104
Posted on 2024-03-03 13:17:57 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

My son is three years old, and we’ve been trying to potty train him for a while now. Unfortunately, we’ve hit a major roadblock – his fear of the “skibidi toilet” You might be wondering what a “skibidi toilet” is, and honestly, I had no idea either until we encountered it. Fron what I’ve gathered, “skibidi toilet” is basically a new genre of youtube video about evil singing toilets. Basically think zombies but instead they’re toilets that sing in your face. I was fine to let my son watch the videos at first, as they seemed innocent enough and fairly harmless, but they soon devolved into strange post apocalyptic material with grotesque toilets fighting in a war against mankind, so I finally intervened and cut him off. I thought that was the end of it, he can’t watch the videos anymore so theres nothing to be afraid of. Well, I was wrong. This has since turned into a complete nightmare for us at home. We recently started potty training and he refuses to use the toilet now due to skibidi toilet. Whenever we try to put him on it he screams and refuses to go anywhere near it. We’ve tried explaining that skibidi toilet isnt real and our toilet is completely safe, but it seems like it’s too overwhelming for him. We even let him decorate it with stickers, hoping it would make him less afraid, but no luck so far. It utterly breaks my heart to see him so anxious about such a simple thing that every child goes through.

NameOfLeUser >> #18509634
Posted on 2024-03-03 21:11:28 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

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