RiseOfSenku >> #18408922
Posted on 2024-02-27 08:27:20 Score: 26 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I'm looking for video porn with sound for my weekly gooning, when I stumble upon this. Now, I usually don't jack to anthro porn, but I've been looking for an hour and a half, so I'm desperate. I begin to jack, and it was decent. But then I see the fur color. I realize it's bonnie, and stop. I was about to cum, and it's not okay T_T. Scarred and will never see bro the same again.

HornyRpsUwU >> #18410942
Posted on 2024-02-27 11:43:48 Score: 95 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ yeah but did you know, Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself - drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above. "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved." "I will do my best to save him, my Lord," Isaac's mother replied, rushing into Isaac's room, removing all that was evil from his life. Again, the voice called to her. "Isaac's soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins." "I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in Thee," Isaac's mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room away from the evils of the world. One last time, Isaac's mom heard the voice of God calling to her. "You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to Me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you." "Yes, Lord. Anything," Isaac's mother begged. "To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to Me to prove you love Me above all else." "Yes, Lord," she replied, grabbing a butcher's knife from the kitchen. Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor to the basement, hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.

TeeJaie >> #18422159
Posted on 2024-02-28 02:05:07 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I need maggy Satan for plat and holy shit she sucks so fucking badly. Even blue baby is better since he can abuse the Polaroid.

TeeJaie >> #18422189
Posted on 2024-02-28 02:07:16 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Btw, Senku, if this stopped you from cumming then it did it’s job. Kept you gooning longer, didn’t it?
Try checking out porn captions on Reddit. Not everyone’s cup of tea (lots of cuck/cheating captions), but it’s a treasure trove of smut.

PornGoon >> #18423217
Posted on 2024-02-28 03:08:35 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

FUCK IM JERKING SO HARD I WISH THAT DILDO WAS MY COCK NGHNM!!

RiseOfSenku >> #18442654
Posted on 2024-02-29 05:56:08 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

1st, what the hell UwU? 2nd, thanks, TeeJaie. 3rd, who named themself PornGoon <°>_<°>

guest6789 >> #18443280
Posted on 2024-02-29 06:36:06 Score: 8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

WTF even is this comment section? Gooning, Binding of Isaac, Random usernames, what the shit???

RiseOfSenku >> #18443384
Posted on 2024-02-29 06:42:53 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ learn who senku is, that was NOT random

guest6789 >> #18456170
Posted on 2024-03-01 00:58:53 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I meant it was a bunch of stuff all at once. First I read someone not cumming because this is Bonnie, then I read The Binding of Isaac, then something about a maggy Satan, then someone’s username is PornGoon. It was just everything everywhere at once and it was a lot to take in. Like, it took me a good stupid 30 minutes to finally grasp what I was reading.

glibbly >> #18459013
Posted on 2024-03-01 04:18:54 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ oh really? Well I spent it its gone just get over it! What do you mean? What do you mean its gone? How could you have spent our savings?! Hes self destructive and disturbed, just like his father look at who he has to look up to! And your drunk again arent you?
Shut up maggie! Shut up! Keep pushing me like this im leaving! Good leave! We’ll be fine without you! Abandon us like you abandon yourself. You need to repent, you need to confess your sins, let his light inside you cleanse your s- YOU. ARE. INSANE. Do you hear how you sound? come, pray with us isaac.
Wait? Where are you going? We need you! Your son, isaac needs you! Im doing more harm then good. Please dont leave us! Im sorry, isaac.