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MangoMorgan >> #18144539
Posted on 2024-02-13 01:47:37 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Genuine question: who the fuck is jerking it to the fucking hammer bros.

NokoKoopaBoi >> #18456594
Posted on 2024-03-01 01:30:58 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Genuine question: who the fuck is jerking it to the fucking hammer bros.
MangoMorgan
...Wait, what's wrong with Hammer Bros?
They're pretty cute like Koopa Troopas.

MangoMorgan >> #18478181
Posted on 2024-03-02 05:37:38 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
^WHOS JERKIN TO THEM THOUGH

NokoKoopaBoi >> #18481241
Posted on 2024-03-02 09:40:52 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
^WHOS JERKIN TO THEM THOUGH
MangoMorgan
Well, whoever made and/or commissioned these models in this pic here is a safe bet for starters.
And I've seen a handful of horny comments on other Hammer Bro focused pics here on this very site even.
Sure the Hammer Bros aren't anywhere near as popular as you'd think they would be considering how iconic/"infamous" they are, but they do still have their fans...and some of them are horny for them too.
But like, I'm still not quite understanding what the issue is here?

MangoMorgan >> #18516107
Posted on 2024-03-04 04:25:46 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
well I guess ya right

NokoKoopaBoi >> #18523116
Posted on 2024-03-04 15:07:34 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
well I guess ya right
MangoMorgan
And while I'm not one to jerk to stuff quite like the above pic, I would honestly love to see more lewd Hammer Bro Koopas. They're cute like Koopa Troopas as I said and they're honestly pretty underrated. Neglected even, I would say. Regarding Koopa type characters at least.
As I also said, they aren't anywhere near as popular as one would expect regarding just how iconic/"infamous" they are and it's a little sad. They always seem to get the shaft whenever talking about the usual Mario Baddies. Both fans and Nintendo themselves don't seem to give them much attention or a variety of things to do.

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