"Heya, chat! Check out my giant, heavy, bra-snapping set of SUIKA-UDDERS! Pretty cool, right? They're kind of blocking my view of the screen with how stupidly FAT they are, but I'm sure all you guys are just loving it! After all, this is totally abiding by Twitch's new policy! Though man, if I dropped these puppies on accident, they'd totally SMASH right into my keyboard! Might even snap it in half... These things are HEAVY chat! I'm getting a major workout just carrying them right now! Huh? What do you mean Twitch reverted their policy changes after just one day...? But I spent all day painting my massive, chair-busting STREAMER-DONK to look like two huge peaches! I was even going to clap my cheeks together, then paint them to look like one giant pineapple from the game! Well, sorry chat! Guess you'll have to stick with looking at these SUIKA-MELONS for now! But who knows? Maybe if you donate enough, I might just end up 'accidentally' showing off my peaches in front of the camera!"
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