Darkeffect >> #18092306
Posted on 2024-02-10 08:13:53 Score: 25 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Me with my pokemon while my gf calls

Schizotistic >> #18199680
Posted on 2024-02-16 04:08:49 Score: 19 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

imagine you get caught
your girl like "WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T!?"
and your Delphox like "arf, arf!"

crizzyeyes >> #18809810
Posted on 2024-03-19 22:05:42 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

"the ability to burn my dick off at a moment's notice"

GreenBanana >> #19410004
Posted on 2024-04-19 19:43:53 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I'm like a Pokémon: Smack me with your balls and I'm yours.