JobNow >> #17691614
Posted on 2024-01-18 12:47:42 Score: 18 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Need a Pokémon like her.

SgtSphinx >> #17694536
Posted on 2024-01-18 18:00:36 Score: 16 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

You and me both.

A.m.d >> #17807972
Posted on 2024-01-25 04:33:25 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Entrenador: eso es puta salazzle
Demuestran que tan buena eres usando tu cuerpo
Salazzle: no te arrepentirás maestro

HumansServe >> #19533474
Posted on 2024-04-25 23:10:32 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

You had been warned about the potency of their evolved forms the moment you caught your Salandit. They were rare and powerful, but Salazzles were a little notorious for becoming unruly. Only evolve her if you really know what you're doing, you were told.
You didn't know what you were doing.
It was fine, at first. She was powerful and actually fairly obedient, every command was followed eagerly. Though as spring neared, her subordination waned- she wouldn't use the move you told her to sometimes, and you'd have to keep her in ball because she was all over you at night now. It was her breeding season.
Now, as her hips come down onto yours over and over in a process lasting hours, only now do you understand what you were getting into when you evolved a Salazzle.