Berry_Lizard >> #17546754
Posted on 2024-01-09 19:52:29 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

What I wish a Salamander would do to me, alas, they would probably just eat me.

_kingcat >> #17552677
Posted on 2024-01-10 03:05:50 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I mean you gotta chance so I suppose that's something

surrealguy >> #17553387
Posted on 2024-01-10 03:59:56 Score: 19 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

You, me, gas station, what are getting for dinner? sushi of course! Uh oh,there was a roofie inside oof our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. you know what that means? Fish orgy!

_kingcat >> #17554735
Posted on 2024-01-10 05:46:50 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ Oh damn dude sorry to break it to you but you missed a line

Liz4rd >> #17555526
Posted on 2024-01-10 06:51:17 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

what a lucky turn of events for him

riv_ulet >> #17555657
Posted on 2024-01-10 07:02:54 Score: 9 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Can you blame me?? I cant just ignore a dick in the water like that

_kingcat >> #17558739
Posted on 2024-01-10 13:02:50 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^So what you're saying is if I leave my dick in water you're going to find and suck it?

riv_ulet >> #17566116
Posted on 2024-01-11 00:19:44 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

i mean if it happens it happens

soporific >> #17574124
Posted on 2024-01-11 13:04:10 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ Finding the nearest lake rn

_kingcat >> #17580912
Posted on 2024-01-11 23:57:42 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^lemme come with