0mrmaster0 >> #17322938
Posted on 2023-12-27 18:50:21 Score: 68 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^You can, if you break some "unimportant" parts of your body!

arLynn >> #17327766
Posted on 2023-12-28 00:23:10 Score: 41 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ Or if your flexible enough

Root_Beer117 >> #17401360
Posted on 2024-01-01 05:17:17 Score: 62 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Please keep it family friendly, my mom's watching this with me

Zephyronica >> #17458603
Posted on 2024-01-04 09:14:58 Score: 17 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Excuse me, what??? Is your mom masturbating with you?????????

Root_Beer117 >> #17460130
Posted on 2024-01-04 11:33:25 Score: 64 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Who said anything about masturbaiting? Get your mind out of the gutter

milky__milky >> #17486299
Posted on 2024-01-06 03:00:14 Score: 12 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

i need a portal NOW

Cassertte >> #17508891
Posted on 2024-01-07 12:37:31 Score: 14 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Now your thinkgking with portals!

No-name1016 >> #17689586
Posted on 2024-01-18 08:52:18 Score: 20 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

"Why isn't it possible?!" "It's just not!" "WHY NOT YOU STUPID BASTARD!?"

thefunster >> #18073974
Posted on 2024-02-09 06:02:08 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

my god this is so hot i wish i could do this

Srphtygr >> #18390610
Posted on 2024-02-26 08:38:37 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

This is actually perfectly straight, so no worries insecure guys! We all know that's the first thing any dick owner is doing with a portal gun