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MiruCle8 >> #16841283
Posted on 2023-11-27 13:43:22 Score: 15 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
16836356 @CuteieSharkie Nah.

HyperTwink >> #16842177
Posted on 2023-11-27 15:33:15 Score: 13 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
“See? Isn’t he cool?!” A boy yells before ejecting the DVD and putting it back on his shelf. His friends looked at him from the couch with confused faces. “I don’t think fucking someone can be classified as a martial arts move” said one. “That’s it? You said you had a cool action movie to show us, but that was just hardcore porn,” said another, but the one who stood at the TV (who was notably the only guy in the room with a massive, throbbing bulge snaking down his leg) simply shook his head. “You just don’t get it! Hypers have so little representation in media, ya know? But I’ve been saying, if they just made more Hyper characters, people wouldn’t be so judgmental of us, and it’d inspire other Hypers, too!” While he was busy rattling off his explanation of how incredible this movie was for him, his friends just sorta zoned out, quietly nodding along in politeness, but their brains were total static. The Hyper continued “I remember when I was younger, I wanted to sign up for Jiu Jitsu classes, but I couldn’t because of my Hyperism! And now look, a Hyper action movie star! Sigh… Hell, I don’t care, I might just try signing up again now! This just makes me wanna be active! Guys, you get what I’m saying, right?” He asked, and still, his friends sat there, expressionless. …Until one finally realized he was referring to them and shook his head, snapping themself back to reality to respond to their Hyper friend. “O-oh, yeah, s-sure! Super cool, bro! So uh, whatcha say we peep that new Marvel later?”

MiruCle8 >> #16846954
Posted on 2023-11-27 22:36:20 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
16842177 @HyperTwink Yeah.

Punkboygio >> #16850454
Posted on 2023-11-28 02:43:06 Score: 18 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I'm not reading all that.
Congrats.
Or I'm sorry that happened.

rule34signup >> #16917838
Posted on 2023-12-02 15:29:56 Score: 8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
>> #16836356 This is a common caption format. Some people like this format. If you don't, that's totally understandable, but why ask people to stop making it?

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