Chessmedes >> #15762113
Posted on 2023-09-16 22:42:14 Score: 154 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

i cant even look at heavy and medic normally anymore when playing tf2. everytime im in a casual server and see a heavymedic duo i think of heavy fucking the absolute shit out of medic, fuck it makes me hard too.. everytime i play as sniper i always scope and seek for heavies with their pocket medic and take my dripping hard cock out to jerk off. every night id have the wettest dreams about heavy fucking medic in various ways: bondage, captured, topping from the bottom, roleplay, any fucking scenario you could think of, ive seen heavy and medic do it all. id have to wake up to a puddle of cum on my bed. the classic medic x classic heavy pairing is just as hot too, i enjoy bratty bottoms with tops to put them in control. i follow every heavymedic artist on twitter whether it be nsfw or not, and ive jerked off to every art, sfm, and video containing heavy x medic. even the ones on youtube make me harder than fighting a pyro as a spy. ive commissioned at least 16 artists to draw me heavymedic pictures, and ive spent around $500 on that. i keep custom made heavy/medic figures in my room, so when im feeling frisky, id play with one of them, sometimes both, while i masturbate to make things more fun and interesting. on ao3, all my bookmarks are filled with heavy and medic stories, ive skimmed and read through all 2000 something heavy/medic stories and enjoyed every single one of them, i even wrote a book report about a heavymedic story called "a clinical trial" by poisonsun on ao3 for my english class. apperently, my dumbass teacher didnt like it and called my parents over to have a conference with them. if that happens, ill get my computer taken away, and id never get to see heavy and medic fuck again. please god, please dont take this away from me, heavy x medic is my life.

Pun_Maker >> #15762179
Posted on 2023-09-16 22:47:45 Score: 77 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^wow that's crazy

person78 >> #15762510
Posted on 2023-09-16 23:10:37 Score: 31 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR

Pooball >> #15763358
Posted on 2023-09-17 00:23:55 Score: 63 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Is that a whole damn paragraph

DeadTeas >> #15768554
Posted on 2023-09-17 07:46:41 Score: 23 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

See, your first mistake was not writing it about that author's other fic where Heavy and Medic do unspeakable things to the enemy Medic's corpse.

SnackLike >> #15768656
Posted on 2023-09-17 07:56:44 Score: 22 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

this fucking paragraph whadaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

Chessmedes >> #15773352
Posted on 2023-09-17 16:18:22 Score: 35 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^^That one was a turn off, im not into necrophilia!

KandelRip >> #15773724
Posted on 2023-09-17 16:47:32 Score: 44 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Didn't see Heavy's hands and thought Medics's pants just spontaneously shredded from the power of pure horny

FourthNipple >> #15781266
Posted on 2023-09-18 02:25:39 Score: 30 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

New copypasta just dropped lol<p></p>Insane quality here. That ass just pops like a can of biscuits. MMM

robotix383 >> #18304739
Posted on 2024-02-21 20:02:08 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

why does medic look like he eats babies in the last frame