MaCLIHa >> #14758766
Posted on 2023-07-10 08:16:32 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

this is what would happen to my succubus every night~

Indus_main >> #15186767
Posted on 2023-08-09 03:16:57 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Hey, me again. If you remember on one of the posts similar to this character, there is a paragraph of how I died to industrial castle on insane mode as lvl 44 necromancer. Well I have more stories, so sit down and relax. Ive gotten all characters to desert on insane, which people say is a hard level, which in my PO, it isnt. It takes some time to complete but the lvl is pretty easy. Now you know what is a hard level? Marsh FUCK marsh. The beefy skeletons? Yea you know what Im talking about. I have some good news though before we get on to the me dying stories. There are 31 characters in this game. Ive gotten all them white skulls (beating the game in normal) and I have 17 gold skulls right now (beating game on insane mode) right now Im on stoveface, Im just going in order and he was next. Arrow rain is good, I dont know why many people hate it, it has high dps and is good for beefies and just knocking enemies back In general. Right now Im stuck on necromancer as stoveface, but i should be able to pass him this weekend. Final boss as we all know is a fucking joke, not even hard at all. Anyways to the funny stories of me dying. Like I said I fucking hate marsh. Its only the beefy Skelton area. Well, 1 time I was juggling enemies and I was able to kill most of the beefies by arrow rain (cause its good) and had 1 left who wasnt going after me because I had to target the other enemies first. Well he got into the juggle and Im like ok bet. Well guess what? He got up and picked me up dealing 347 to my character and threw me dealing another 350. I was so pissed off I actually quit for the rest of the night lol. Snakeys arent hard at all, just avoid magic jump (we all know why on insane mode) I know the juggle for them is xxyy xxyy xyy xyy xy xy xy, but I like doing xxyy xyxa and repeating the second combo. I also spellweave right before they touch the ground to get an extra 50-60 damage in. Anyways yea thats my story of how fucking marsh sucks donkey dickhole and how desert isnt hard. Ill come back every once in a while and update of how progress is going. I need 2 more achievement and Ill have all. I have the arena master which is win 40 online arenas, and the survive 2:30 BOB. (Back off barbarian) speaking of which, did you know the timer on that is rigged, (credit to flamming) its actually slower in game than real life. My record right now in that is 1:58, (not solo someone was distracting them while I was running) that is going to be a pain in the ass to get though. Speaking of flamming, as we all know he is the number 1 castle crashers player of all time. I once got into a lobby with him and we went Straight to arena and fought. Well short story he fucking destroyed us all in a matter of seconds. Ok, I think thats all of it, Ill come back and share more of my cancer stories of castle crashers (doesnt mean I hate the game though). If there are typos, I apologize, my fingers hurt and Im not really paying attention so :p.