154cm / 60in hip, 102cm / 40in thigh, 128cm / 50.4in bust, Hmph. And to top it all off, A weight of 150.84kg / 332.5lbs Aaaaalright. Nobody’s ever going to see those numbers. Better throw this damn scale away for good measure. I mean, shit, I know I’ve been putting on weight, but all that time at the gym hasn’t helped me at all? Tch. Those damn Americans kept yelling “PAWG piggy” when I strut the beach on my vacation too . . . I’m not like them! I’m not some.. o-obese whale! Im not just a Scandinavian SKANK! I’m Njorijanna! A Nordic BEAUTY! *The screen goes blank as the entire scale seems to crack.* J-just a little um, h-hefty Nordic beauty.. aheh
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102cm / 40in thigh,
128cm / 50.4in bust,
Hmph. And to top it all off,
A weight of 150.84kg / 332.5lbs
Aaaaalright. Nobody’s ever going to see those numbers. Better throw this damn scale away for good measure. I mean, shit, I know I’ve been putting on weight, but all that time at the gym hasn’t helped me at all? Tch. Those damn Americans kept yelling “PAWG piggy” when I strut the beach on my vacation too
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. I’m not like them! I’m not some.. o-obese whale! Im not just a Scandinavian SKANK! I’m Njorijanna! A Nordic BEAUTY! *The screen goes blank as the entire scale seems to crack.* J-just a little um, h-hefty Nordic beauty.. aheh