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Submissive_Xenophilic >> #12853756
Posted on 2023-02-24 13:18:52 Score: 35 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Enderman mating rituals are often mistaken for paranormal activity, this usually leads unaware miners getting their assholes destroyed by thick endermen cock. It's important to be able to recognize the signs of an enderman trying to court you, next time you notice missing blocks around your house and strange structures appearing out of nowhere it's likely an enderman is thirsting after you and not another Herobrine apparition.
YGUIG57 >> #14547535
Posted on 2023-06-26 05:20:58 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
^ I'm gonna log off instantly if I start seeing strange structures that I didn't build
BnuuyLiker >> #18591507
Posted on 2024-03-08 08:49:25 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
^^ Now I wanna go write a story about an enderman falling for a human and trying to court them in increasingly strange and unsuccessful ways
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