love-Coffee >> #12497962
Posted on 2023-01-29 02:16:20 Score: 75 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Gmod in 2023 be like:

bruh-hurb >> #12813770
Posted on 2023-02-21 16:36:19 Score: 25 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

GOD DAMNIT FRANCIS, ZOEY IS GETTING CHOKED BY A SMOKER, HELP ME OUT HERE

bloser125 >> #13062329
Posted on 2023-03-11 18:31:55 Score: 13 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

A friend of Ellis. He is often mentioned in stories Ellis tells while in a safe room. If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost", was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a roller coaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a roller coaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a moron" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding.

Ellis455 >> #13084451
Posted on 2023-03-13 05:38:22 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ Ok, and?

bloser125 >> #13396908
Posted on 2023-04-05 08:08:59 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^Over fifteen thousand games to try, to discuss and later shelve
The consistency, alphabetically, and Player's Choice can go to hell
The size and shape of discs and cards, for an hour or so I'll talk
I swipe right on them till both my thumbs are stems, 'cause every day's Fat Tuesday in my eyes
This world doesn't get my passion
They all think Wii Play Motion's a sin
But it's their loss for they, got no spare time to waste
This is something I know we should all embrace
I'm on a quest To address all the requests (Scott spins a game wheel with all of the options being "The L Button") Please understand this kinda stuff is virginetic cashe We have been blessed no time to rest, I've got a lot to undress You don't need sex this is better anyways, It's stupid Nintendo games! It may be hard to find a place to start so, might I suggest, (Takes out baseball bat and Hits a copy of Madden 09 for the Wii) Not that. Might I suggest a Geist to start things out, then moving on to Pac'N'Roll Lost in Blue and Tetris 2, or whatever's left at Kohl's Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games, name a better pair to taste If you said Madden 09 and skin, get the f*ck out of my face Just tell me that you understand? Terry Lesler: As a vegan, this fits my diet plan. Target Employee: They make for great Target practice. Rex Mohs: As long as I'm not having sex. Jeb Jab: You didn't tell me one of these was f*cking Gex! I shouldn't dwell, I've got no sex to sell Take them all and distribute them and you're spreading Wii Play It's a swell these extra copies extra ban you from hell I've got a Flingsmash to play every single day Stupid Nintendo Games! I must confess, I might be slightly obsessed How could I not be, have you seen these, I've got no shame to blame If you're down and feeling blue and life drops in around you There's a solution for all that pollution diluting your brain Stupid Nintendo Games!

Unrealman1 >> #13445864
Posted on 2023-04-09 00:33:38 Score: 11 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

This is stupid as fuck and I love it