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grindalfyre >> #13401123
Posted on 2023-04-05 17:15:52 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
A man is having his luggage checked on a return flight. The security lady pulls out a jar containing his recently severed penis. "Medical trip?" "Yep, a gift for my wife" "Gosh, I've been trying to get my man to have his thing removed for years, she's a lucky woman" "Well I'm a lucky man. If he really loves you, he should prove how dedicated he is to you. It might be time to give him an ultimatum." "I might just do that, have a safe flight", she says as she hands him back his jar.
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