Anonymous >> #10231162
Posted on 2022-07-23 03:39:37 Score: 53 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

"My ass... it's full of stars"-Claptrap from Borderlands 3

u//w//u >> #10233291
Posted on 2022-07-23 06:47:32 Score: 40 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

you go to eat her ass and all the air is sucked from your lungs into the vacuum of space, killing you instantly. hot.

Armando980 >> #10293624
Posted on 2022-07-27 02:17:28 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I will turn the emptiness that is inside your ass into the milky way with my milk

SchoolDreams >> #10305874
Posted on 2022-07-27 21:30:33 Score: 31 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I know this is porn, but seriously, how amazing is it that we can see stars that are 4 billion light years away? when the light left those galaxies, earth had barely even formed. the universe is so fucking big and incredible, and even in all these millions of galaxies and billions of stars, you still havent found a girlfriend

IDontMakeR34 >> #10329479
Posted on 2022-07-29 09:51:52 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Wdym? I have a girlfriend, she's the best pillow ever!

10%morecontent >> #10515830
Posted on 2022-08-12 10:38:08 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Did she shit out the universe

Museala >> #10551377
Posted on 2022-08-15 17:57:29 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

@SchoolDreams - I was with you until you brought shaming into the conversation. Kindly get lost.

Poundin_U >> #10805554
Posted on 2022-09-08 11:03:28 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

She got that galaxy ass-pussy

xThe_ShizLx >> #15058809
Posted on 2023-07-31 09:16:11 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

When you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes back