Rp_girl69 >> #9663677
Posted on 2022-06-16 00:00:51 Score: 26 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Huh my eyes are up here you dumbass

Diamal91 >> #9663797
Posted on 2022-06-16 00:09:11 Score: 13 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I wish she could breastfeed me with those monsters

SillyLady >> #9664192
Posted on 2022-06-16 00:37:09 Score: 61 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Thats a fucking BoredApe.

UrGirlPsycho >> #9667847
Posted on 2022-06-16 05:46:10 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Right go on, and what exactly are you staring at?~

BigBlackLeviathan >> #9692480
Posted on 2022-06-17 22:41:25 Score: 8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Thought that was Wondee Woman. Might as well fucking be haha

Fana_Vermillion >> #9739523
Posted on 2022-06-21 01:47:02 Score: 8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

That is mommy please dom me

OurLittleDDirtySecret >> #14792538
Posted on 2023-07-12 17:14:25 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

" Huh...What are you saying, speak up already !.. "

BigNSquishy >> #16192361
Posted on 2023-10-16 14:49:42 Score: 12 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

*It’s a lovely Monday morning, and a man has just given a spiel to tits-McGee.*
Let me get this straight, your sorry, stuttering, twink ass decided it was a good idea to blow your life savings on some ethereum backed blockchain mumbo jumbo so that you could be the sole proprietor of a god damn monkey png, and now, having regretted your decision, you’re waltzing around MY wealthy gated suburban paradise trying to pawn it off? You know soliciting is ILLEGAL here right!? I can call the police at any second! But really? Sorry, but the general upper middle class is not so gullible as to invest in some fucking chimps, hell I could buy your chimp ass off the street to do my dishes for even less than one of those NFT thingies if I wanted to. More like bitch ape yacht club. Did you really think you could fool me just because I’m a housewife? My pathetic husband might be a shrimp in bed, but at least he knows how to distribute his hedge fund finances for his hotwife! He’s out there right now contributing REAL HONEST WORK to society, redistributing GOOD HONEST MONEY, all for his LOVELY HONEST QUEEN while YOU-
*The man, between frothing at the mouth, frantically yet subconsciously sketching my bimbotic MILFy figure over his own NFT, and trying to hide the boner absolutely throbbing in his pants, is absolutely OGLING the Amazonian titrack so gingerly snug in my rouge bathrobe.*
EYES UP HERE!
*After a very sudden slap to the face, I force the back of his head into my bountiful bosom, suffocating the already quiet shrimp’s voice into a muffled milky mammary mute.*
SINCE your god damn perverted raven eyes can’t stop craving every shiny new thing they see, I’m going to show you first hand how you can’t HANDLE every hot new toy that comes out. You’re so far in over your head shamelessly drooling over me at my OWN HOME, I think I’m going to humble y- I KNOW YOU CAN’T BREATHE DIPSHIT, STOP SQUIRMING. Tch. This is going to be good practice for the day my husband dies to snu snu in exchange for his, no, MY inheritance money. You’re mine, monkey man.
*The walking pencil is violently dragged into the house, and the door slams shut.*

SragLCM >> #16646267
Posted on 2023-11-15 05:43:35 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

"Look asshole, if you didn't come to fuck me then get the hell out of here, I have a date with my boyfriend in a couple of hours and I have to get ready!"