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UrLustfulGF >> #9384580
Posted on 2022-05-28 09:25:54 Score: 18 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
The ability to ever so slightly move, and suddenly make your tits bounce like you jumped full force Where can I learn this power?

BulliedTrap >> #9384593
Posted on 2022-05-28 09:27:05 Score: 8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
From the plastic surgeon.

Anonymous >> #9385558
Posted on 2022-05-28 11:12:19 Score: 26 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
^lol the fuck you talkin bout bro? you go to the plastic surgeon when you want your tits to be fake ass stiff, hard volley ball lookin things. the thing about being a perfect plastic barbie doll lookin bimbo is the plastic part. shit happend to my ex wife. she wasn't huge or anything, but she had a decent pair. they was the softest, bounciest shit around. then she wasted our money gettin that damned surgery like her dumbass friends and bitch looked like an army of bees used her boobs as target practice from then on out. it went from resting my head on a warm marshmellowy cloud to laying my head on skin stretched over a soccer ball. her girls had no more bounce either. then she wasted more of our money gettin more of them fuckin surgeries "part of why she my ex now" till one day she fell or something and that silicone gel thing or whatever it is popped and her left tit looked like a fuckin deflated airbag. guess i needed to fuckin rant or something man. idfk. point is just love your body and if you cant do that than just be ok with it. cause you run a risk every time you try and modify it. 9 times out of 10 you'll find it wasn't worth it. everyone got to do them i guess. no hate. now i'm off to celebrate the 9th month anniversary of my divorce with more porn and tequila.

Anonymous >> #9385636
Posted on 2022-05-28 11:24:45 Score: 21 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
@anon#9385558 Calm down son, its just a drawing!

Anonymous >> #9386108
Posted on 2022-05-28 12:36:22 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
#9385558 what the hell man? C'mon, don't be that mad.

Anonymous >> #9386260
Posted on 2022-05-28 12:58:41 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I like how you dumbass anons thought #9385558 was talking about a fictional character when he's (clearly) just referring to his ex wife IN REAL LIFE. I never met anyone that had plastic surgery and even I see how uncomfortable that is.

kaiky1234 >> #9387111
Posted on 2022-05-28 14:44:52 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
this is misty's ability to seduce

Anonymous >> #9391118
Posted on 2022-05-28 21:23:05 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Calm down, dont pull out the 9

Anonymous >> #9393384
Posted on 2022-05-29 00:49:16 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
This site is where I go to get all my marriage advice, thanks for your wisdoms

Anonymous >> #9487193
Posted on 2022-06-04 07:18:29 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Jesse whars the cocainer

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