Fortnite is an online video game developed by Epic Games and released in 2017. It is available in three distinct game mode versions that otherwise share the same general gameplay and game engine: Fortnite Battle Royale, a free-to-play battle royale game in which up to 100 players fight to be the last person standing; Fortnite: Save the World, a cooperative hybrid tower defense-shooter and survival game in which up to four players fight off zombie-like creatures and defend objects with traps and fortifications they can build; and Fortnite Creative, in which players are given complete freedom to create worlds and battle arenas.
Oigan tilines ustedes tambin han tenido un potaxio moment..? Yo una vez fui a la universidad y haba EL PEPE con cabello de colores sentada (se vea desde lejos que era ETE SECH XD) y se me ocurri algo muy tilinesco xdxd y me le acerc y le pregunto "oye y tu pam sum sum sum? (Epico por qu las ete sech no tienen pan sum sum sum lol) y ella me responde "mmmm" XDDD yo note que se ardi bastante as que mejor le dije"mejor me voy antes de que me potaxie la tiline vv" y que me voy corriendo como una rei chiquita Bv XD
Ive come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehogs a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said thats disgusting! So Im making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, heres what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. Thats right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, Im gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except Im not gonna piss on the earth, Im gonna go higher. Im pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too
My name is ...Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, Ill bring it to ya, Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock. Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G, Drivin' in my car, livin like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus. Uh! Check-check it, yeah. Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream! Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream! Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Number one in the hood, G
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to droolNeanderthals developed tools We built a wall (we built the pyramids) Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries That all started with the big bang (bang)
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