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Subjectivity >> #5981503
Posted on 2021-07-19 02:38:52 Score: 159 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
As hilarious as this is, it's also deeply depressing that women need to worry about things like this. Shame he turned her down, but as a guy, receiving such an offer would also make my mind scream, "IT'S A TRAP!" Beautiful women making the first move is always suspicious.
Xhydralisk >> #5983422
Posted on 2021-07-19 07:17:35 Score: 22 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
As long as I'm not being force/coerced into paying for anything, I'm more than down.
Anonymous >> #5985440
Posted on 2021-07-19 12:40:51 Score: 38 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
This may not be porn, I LOVED what I've read. Made my day. Haha. So silly, and so accurate at the same time!
Anonymous >> #6068108
Posted on 2021-07-28 14:48:05 Score: 14 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
SUbjectivity is right; not only would I be deeply discomforted by such an obscenely bold approach, I would also think "it's a trap".
SuperShadow127 >> #11636051
Posted on 2022-11-22 06:54:07 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
^Admiral Ackbar would be proud of your trap-detecting abilities
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