Report from Guardsman *****, 34th Battalion: I am sending this report from the headquarters of the 34th Battalion on the outer post planet of ***** to inform that the Slaanesh Tyranids (as we have been referring to them as) have entered our main base of operations. Despite this, I want to clarify that thus far, we have taken no losses and are all still alive and in good health! However, the situation here is very... messy, would best describe it. Approximately half of our men have been "claimed" by the largest of the Tyranid species, from the Tyranid Warriors to the Raveners. However, that has left the vast majority of the Hormagaunts and Termagants without males, and our remaining male population is outnumbered 3 to 1. They've all decided, of their own accord, to split all of us humans between them, with three smaller Tyranids each. I am certain that you have received reports on the larger Tyranids, and these smaller ones are similar. While they don't have... huge breasts, they do certainly have small vaginas and are extremely... active. Forgive me for going into detail of my experience: When I was first cornered in my bunk, the three creatures all ripped off my uniform and proceeded to throw themselves upon me, pinning me down and covering me with their bodies. Their skin, especially on their inner torsos and thighs, are very soft, and in comparison to their weapons have a very nice smell. Their... slits are at their crotch's, like a human female, and are very tight. I know due to first hand experience, as I had to deal with three of them holding me down and... mating with me for quite some time. They seemed to organize themselves to make it most effective, with one riding me, one holding my face down with their thighs, and the third letting me drink their (small) breast milk, which was the only thing that kept me going for what felt like days. However, I managed to outlast them all, but they are extremely active and full of energy. As I am writing this, I have one of them trying to get me to mate with it, with the other two approaching, so I shall make this quick. These smaller Tyranids, while a handful, are easy to tame, much like canine pets, and I have seen some of my guardsmen managing to tame them much more effectively than I have. Given enough time, I believe that the 34th Battalion could very well double or triple its numbers with tame, loyal Tyranids. Therefore, I request for our rations and other living supplies to continue to be sent down, as well as possibly more males to help ease off some of the others: I sometimes am kept up for several days by the needs of my three Tyranids. I must finish off now, as they are now trying to drag me to my bunk, but I will continue to remain strong. May the Emperor protect my soul and my body, as I continue to prove that the will of the Guardsman are impossible to break, even when outnumbered! Long live the Imperium of Man! P.S. I would also request on behalf of the 34th Battalion for extra uniform pants and underwear to be sent over by the Ministorum. We are running low due to the frequency of our Tyranid "partners" simply ripping them off when they are in need of satisfaction, so extra pants and underwear would be greatly appreciated, lest we be forced to patrol our stations with no undergarments (Although I suspect our friendly Tyranids would not mind in the slightest).
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