Anonymous >> #1611419
Posted on 2019-03-12 18:29:41 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Love in a cataclysm, part N°1:

BREAKING NEW: GIANT FURRY IS CAUSING REGIONAL WIDE EARTHQUAKES!

Sexy reporter: At 8PM a giant woman with canine looking appears as a giant dildo. (earthhquake) The size of those two anomalies is beyond of any human creation, not even the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building that humanity has built isn't even a 1/4 (earthquake) of the size of this anomaly (Sexy reporter recive new information out of earphones) our sources of information warn us that multiple bridges and highways has already collapsed, take any alternative rute and/ OH MY FUCKING GOD! a rupture has occurred and nearly the... oh no. All the staff has buried alive in lava, the camera man, the journalism van and I are the only survivors and we are enclosed by two rivers of lava...

Camera man: At least the sight is fucking amazing to die.

Sexy reporter: SHUT UP TEENAGER! (...) Wait, teenager. Do not cut the broadcast, so due of this decade people fucking less than before it's possible you’re virgin right?

Cameraman: (swallows) yeees…

Sexy reporter: In that case take this (the sexy reporter opens his wallet and give to the cameraman teenager viagra and start taking all his clothes off) And put inside the camera.

Cameraman teenager: WAIT! Are you going to fuck me?

Sexy reporter: Did you think that I gonna to die here? We have to make all the loudest sounds as possible or at least have fun before we died (start taking off his panties).

Camera man: (take the viagra) If we survived and I can make you cum you I deserve a date with you and you’ll pay all the food.

Sexy reporter: Whatever virgin latin lover.

Anonymous >> #1611423
Posted on 2019-03-12 18:30:49 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Love in a cataclysm, part N°2

(A naked rescue later).

Cameraman teenager: So when is the date?

Sexy reporter: You cheated, I expected a 10cm long dick, not 25cm so no date.

Cameraman teenager: Are you angry that I have a longer dick that you dead boyfriend?

Sexy reporter: No, I’m angry because a virgin teenager make me cum twice.

Cameraman teenager: It not was five times?

Sexy reporter: I DIDN’T COUNT! WHO THE HELL COUNT HOW MANY TIMES CUM BEING RAMMED BY 25cm OF DICK FOR AN HOUR?! Also tell me: There’s a good reason why you wanna date me? Teenager.

Cameraman teenager: Well, your boyfriend it was buried alive in lava and some other friends too. That’s kinda a traumatic experience.

Sexy reporter: Fuck (a long pause) fuck, I didn’t think that… Well my friends aren’t at 100% my friends because women usually backstab his friends like in the telenovels and that make me suspect all the time of my friends and my boyfriend was kinda… a douchebag, he was a lovely person till one day it becomes impatient and easily get angry, he always talk about how important it was his job for others including me and even talk about to fire me if I cheat on he, constantly threatened to fire me from my job and (start crying) I-i-i don’t knon why but I still loving that douchebag (start crying heavely) I just wanna someday to love me like before!

Cameraman teenager: (hug the sexy reporter) It’s ok. Just cry all you want (a long pause in a helicopter seeing the recently ruined city).

Sexy reporter: (soak his tears) Ok. I’ll date you. That douchebag was manipulating me to stay with him soo really it wansn’t a good person. Maybe I was the problem for let my vagina think for me and forget how bad he was for me.

Cameraman teenager: ( Fucking fuck, this is the best and worst day of my life, maybe my entire family is dead, I nearly die, I lost my virginity and finally show to a woman how brutal and my first time it was with a super hot cataclysm reporter and I’ll have a date with her. Also that giant furry is not Kristal? ).

Anonymous >> #1611432
Posted on 2019-03-12 18:36:16 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Redo of the final line of "Love in a cataclysm, part N°2": ( Fucking fuck, this is the best and worst day of my life, maybe my entire family is dead, I nearly die, I lost my virginity and finally show to a woman how brutal I'm in the bed and my first time it was with a super hot cataclysm reporter and I’ll have a date with her. Also that giant furry is not Kristal? ).

Anonymous >> #3666220
Posted on 2020-08-29 13:03:54 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

That's a lot of fucking note to write but please make more.