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Anonymous >> #1327788
Posted on 2018-09-26 04:29:48 Score: 30 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Fi:There is a 100% chance that I am split into 50% of myself, Master.
Also your batteries are low. And your hearts are low

Anonymous >> #1335292
Posted on 2018-10-01 00:36:42 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
This looks like something labellend would make and I hate it.

Anonymous >> #2220225
Posted on 2019-10-29 18:59:48 Score: 20 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
BotW's weapon durability system in a nutshell.

Anonymous >> #2317676
Posted on 2019-11-29 00:52:27 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
In the words of Senator Armstrong;"NICE KNIFE."

Anonymous >> #2469810
Posted on 2020-01-08 22:53:52 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Deku tree:uuuh yeah you better dont lose the master sword or you iinda fucked up mkay?Also him, after this:you had one job fool

ColonolNutty >> #3009642
Posted on 2020-05-06 22:49:09 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Buns of Steel

call_me_your_master_^_~ >> #3814688
Posted on 2020-09-24 19:54:55 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
guess I'll use my other sword then ^_^

ColonolNutty >> #4133342
Posted on 2020-11-17 20:46:44 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
The butt of the goddess.

Anonymous >> #9236378
Posted on 2022-05-18 00:16:19 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
zelda you do realize by breaking the sword that seals the darkness the entirety of hyrule is fucked... RIGHT?

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