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Anonymous >> #1256200
Posted on 2018-08-04 03:42:14 Score: 39 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
god is real, this is proof

Ilikesfm >> #1256269
Posted on 2018-08-04 05:00:11 Score: 18 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
No swearing on my P R O F I L E

Anonymous >> #1256821
Posted on 2018-08-04 13:55:32 Score: 17 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
"O H, B O T H E R"

Anonymous >> #1258957
Posted on 2018-08-06 05:09:58 Score: 33 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Imagine showing this to Tim Berners-Lee, the man accredited as the father of the World Wide Web.

The look on his face is one of fatherly pride. His lips slowly curl into a smile. His nose turns red and tears begin to well in the corners of his eyes. He shuts them in a futile attempt to stop his joyful weeping.

His mind flashes back to 1990 when he implemented the very first servers for the Web. He knew he could only hope that this system would be used for good.

His coworkers exchanged their thoughts on what the Web could be used for. 'Institutions can share research more easily with each other' one said. 'Ordinary people can finally host their own content' replied another.

However, Tim had other ideas. 'Hey Tim, what do you think will be the greatest accomplishment of the Web?' one asked of him.

'Oh I'm not sure,' he answered back. 'I can only imagine though...' he said with a slight smirk on his face.

He snapped out of his memories, utters 'Someone finally did it.' to you, and leaves, finally at rest knowing his dream of seeing an animated and overly anthropomorphic Winnie the Pooh giving it hard to a woman. He didn't even know who the fuck she was, but it didn't matter. He was finally satisfied.

Someone that I don't know at all made this, and through the miracle of the modern World Wide Web and the Internet, transmitted it through cables that are hundreds of miles long with actual LIGHT BEAMS, and through the fucking air like a nun's prayer to this website, where I intercept it and bust a fat nut to it despite the fact I'm looking at Winnie the Pooh with a massive cock.

GOD BLESS TECHNOLOGY.

Anonymous >> #1844212
Posted on 2019-06-19 23:29:36 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Someone get this essay comment out of here...he made my dick soft!

madiuque >> #16260402
Posted on 2023-10-21 08:45:27 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
^ cry harder

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