There's a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it's the sea.
I was at the beach yesterday when I saw a man swimming in the sea despite the shark warnings.
He duly got attacked by a shark and lost a leg.
I bet he's kicking himself now.
Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day. The first one was called Justin and the second one was called Kristian.
They were continually being chased and threatened by the sharks that inhabited the area.
Eventually Justin had had enough. He said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten all the time."
As he said this, a large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted!"
And believe it or not, with that Justin turned into a fearsome shark.
Kristian was horrified and so immediately swam away as he was scared of being eaten by his old friend.
As time went by, Justin found his new life as a shark to be boring and lonely. None of his old friends would let him get near them as they thought he would eat them and so they just swam away whenever he approached.
It took a while, but eventually Justin realized that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
Then one day he was swimming all alone as usual when he saw the mysterious cod again. He thought it'd be better if he could go back to his old life so he swam to the cod and begged to be changed back. The cod worked his magic and suddenly Justin was a prawn once more.
With tears of joy streaming down his cheeks Justin swam straight to Kristian's home.
As he opened the coral gate, the happy memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "Kristian, it's me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again."
Kristian replied, "No way! You're a shark now and you'll just eat me. I'm not being tricked into being your dinner."
Justin shouted back "No, I'm not a shark any more. That was the old me. I've changed... I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Kristian."
It's my ambition to see a great white shark before I die.
Just not RIGHT before I die.
A guy is swimming in the sea one day. Suddenly a massive whale surfaces, opens its mouth and swallows the guy down in one.
The guy ends up still alive in the whale's enormous stomach. He looks around and is amazed to see a great white shark also in the whale's stomach with him.
The guy says to the shark, "Hey, you're a shark. Why don't you just bite your way out with your teeth?"
The shark smiles and says, "Bite my way out? But why would I do that when the meals here are so good?"
How did the shark plead in it's murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
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Personally, I think it's the sea.
I was at the beach yesterday when I saw a man swimming in the sea despite the shark warnings.
He duly got attacked by a shark and lost a leg.
I bet he's kicking himself now.
Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day. The first one was called Justin and the second one was called Kristian.
They were continually being chased and threatened by the sharks that inhabited the area.
Eventually Justin had had enough. He said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten all the time."
As he said this, a large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted!"
And believe it or not, with that Justin turned into a fearsome shark.
Kristian was horrified and so immediately swam away as he was scared of being eaten by his old friend.
As time went by, Justin found his new life as a shark to be boring and lonely. None of his old friends would let him get near them as they thought he would eat them and so they just swam away whenever he approached.
It took a while, but eventually Justin realized that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
Then one day he was swimming all alone as usual when he saw the mysterious cod again. He thought it'd be better if he could go back to his old life so he swam to the cod and begged to be changed back. The cod worked his magic and suddenly Justin was a prawn once more.
With tears of joy streaming down his cheeks Justin swam straight to Kristian's home.
As he opened the coral gate, the happy memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "Kristian, it's me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again."
Kristian replied, "No way! You're a shark now and you'll just eat me. I'm not being tricked into being your dinner."
Justin shouted back "No, I'm not a shark any more. That was the old me. I've changed...
I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Kristian."
It's my ambition to see a great white shark before I die.
Just not RIGHT before I die.
A guy is swimming in the sea one day. Suddenly a massive whale surfaces, opens its mouth and swallows the guy down in one.
The guy ends up still alive in the whale's enormous stomach. He looks around and is amazed to see a great white shark also in the whale's stomach with him.
The guy says to the shark, "Hey, you're a shark. Why don't you just bite your way out with your teeth?"
The shark smiles and says, "Bite my way out? But why would I do that when the meals here are so good?"
How did the shark plead in it's murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Sorry not sorry OwU <☆]