hyper_Astolfo >> #3640077
Posted on 2020-08-25 00:24:06 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Like my "lance"?~

spicycatalt >> #4019549
Posted on 2020-10-29 22:43:58 Score: 27 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

bruh that ain't a sword that's a warhammer

Blitz_main >> #4669482
Posted on 2021-02-10 23:37:37 Score: 8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

dude whats a fucken battleship

Blitz_main >> #4669484
Posted on 2021-02-10 23:38:19 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

i meant "thats" its the middle of the night I can barely see what I'm typing

TallCaribou >> #5022929
Posted on 2021-04-01 02:44:27 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I want to be absolutely destroyed by that boy. Left in a quivering mess of cum and lust.~ Death by that thing would be heaven. <3

Anonymous >> #5151632
Posted on 2021-04-16 22:03:59 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I like how this was made before the astolfo monster can size cock image existed

quote_th_fox >> #5395784
Posted on 2021-05-15 00:27:49 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

You like my 'sword', master? Wanna taste it?

HungDomFemboy >> #5440463
Posted on 2021-05-19 23:43:26 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Hehe, come on, it's not that big, is it...?

spicycatalt >> #5488370
Posted on 2021-05-25 12:11:12 Score: 8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

ok but hypothetically, how would people with hyper dicks actually have sex with normal people? You can't physically stick a dick that big in any typically-proportioned partner without causing probably fatal damage. Grinding against a giant dick until it erupts unironically sounds kinda fun, but that's just foreplay. For the hyper it's basically like a handjob. Sounding is always an option if the urethra is wide enough, but not everyone is into that, and the top would probably want to pull out before their hyper-endowed partner nuts, since the pressure in the uretheral tube could pose a legitimate danger to the top's penis. If a hyper cock owner did want to actually top someone, they'd probably have to attach a strap on above their dick. The bottom would be quite literally mounted (rather than insertionally mounted) on top of the real hyper dick, holding onto it with their entire body, while taking the strap on in the ass. Or maybe a mangnum dong owner would attach the strap on to the dick itself, and "thrust" by pulsing their giant meat. However, that only works if the hyper schlong guy is satisfied enough with being dominant. If they actually want to stick their dick in something, they'd need to construct a giant fleshlight of some sort, possibly from a couple couch cushions if there's nothing else convenient.

HungBratstud >> #5654151
Posted on 2021-06-13 01:58:07 Score: 9 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

What, you thought just 'cause I'm small and cute, my dick would be, too? Well, you thought wrong.~