The_Impregnator >> #929816
Posted on 2017-09-23 00:30:23 Score: 35 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I could never get through the hive level without having a painfully throbbing erection. Those aliens didn't know how good they had it to be knocking up earth's sexiest women.

Anonymous >> #930019
Posted on 2017-09-23 05:12:41 Score: 26 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

What on gods green earth did I just fap to and why do I feel I need therapy or church now

Anonymous >> #942765
Posted on 2017-10-07 07:10:58 Score: 20 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Please report back with your priest's reaction after you confess this =D

GrimRpVal >> #11204379
Posted on 2022-10-15 10:34:32 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

"No! Stop filling me with your nasty eggs!"