Admittedly, you used to get a lot more money when you were a warrior, adventuring across Hyrule, slaying beasts and helping villages. But all that was gone after a night at a gerudo bar, where you had accidentally let it slip that you were a boy while drunk. The ladies in the bar smirked upon hearing that news, telling the bartender to make you a special drink with lots of "pleasure potions". You chugged the whole thing and it tasted so good~! They kept giving you one after another, while you were oblivious to the fact that your muscles were shrinking, and your ass was starting to get fuller than your stomach. You giggled as they stripped you of all your items, clothes and rupees, giving back only a crop top version of your "champions tunic", and some high heels. After the ladies left, the bartender demanded you pay back for all those drinks, feeling you now had none. When you confirmed that suspicion, she hauled you outside the town's wall, placing a vase and a bottle of lube next to you. She said that she'd be checking up every 5 hours to get all the money you collected, and that if you ran off, whatever you found in the desert was going to be worse than this. You became quite popular for the guys who got rejected from entering, as you were the perfect object to let out their frustrations on. After the week, you had paid the tab back in full twice over, but each time the bartender came out, she'd give you another pleasure potion drink and you'd forget all about leaving! Until finally, she didn't even have to give you anymore drinks for you too stick around, all you could think about was the line behind you! You can't just let these poor guys go home with disappointed erections~ You're staying forever <3
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Damn I like that~
Great picture
Posted on 2017-05-19 00:30:01 Score: -12 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Maybe not, Link is pretty ambiguous, maybe he is able to be bare chested in mainstream cause he's some kind of in between.
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Posted on 2017-05-21 19:51:39 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
From far away I thought that was Meia cosplaying Alundra.
I should have figured no one gave a damn about Alundra.
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