Pool: Goo Girl Tifa Lockheart
A blasphemous concoction found its way into 7th Heaven near Sector 7 slums. Tifa finds an anomaly installed at her bar - a functioning McDonald's milkshake machine, with only one flavor. Curious, she presses the button and it dispenses oddly alluring purple sundae with sprinkles into a cup. She takes a moment to glance at it, and observes it's just a harmless milkshake - Jessie probably snagged this from one of Shinra's stockpiles anyway, besides she's always finding cool things. Without further hesitation, Tifa lifts her cup to her mouth and sucks on the straw just before --