Ok this thread you corrupt the wish of the person before you then make a wish. For example: I wish for a new computer. Granted however your new computer can't access porn no matter what you do to it. It should go wish->coruption->wish.

I wish I could time travel.

Great, you've traveled to the period of the Great Depression! You will now suffer financially and stressfully in a life filled with poverty and sadness.

Uhh, I wish I had a big booty bitch.

I wish I was dead

you're supposed to corupt the wish of the person above before you make a wish.

Congrats, your wishes are both granted at the same time, you both died of a butt silicone infection

Wish granted, but it's the slowest internet connection in the world.

I wish to be able to reply to my own posts.

Wish granted, but you also get immortality.

I wish that I were exactly one inch shorter so that I could be 6'9 because haha funny number

Your wish becomes true however the metric system now becomes the norm and your height is now recorded at 205.7cm

Great,but now people think you’re insane because you have no friends and you slowly fall into a downward spiral of losing your sanity,killing yourself.

Sounds like Blue Saber Wins This one

I wish there was a relaunching of The Iron Giant.

Perfect! Too bad the company is getting cheap,and now it’s worse than the first one.