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You could try that

Say you have a nice bar full of bros waiting in the pm

Have some standards. I've ultimately decided against messaging a few people because they've explained they're limitless... That just doesn't stand well with me. Maybe just leave that out?

Maybe I'm just picky.

Literally exist and be a female.

Yes lol

Male rper here, I’ll be honest with you the reason that I’m sure a few of us at least don’t engage is because we don’t wanna seem like that much of desperate losers even though we’re on the internet. I think it’s just awkwardness and a bit of stage fright.

Heh joke thread but male kinda rper here and down to chat and heh, down for the fun!

Yeah, that pretty much sums it all up nicely

Big facts

Be literate and have an interesting taste in characters.

That or be a freak in the bedroom and offer to milk me dry.

Yeah it's literally that, just be or pretend to be a female.

My rp requests for females on this account I maybe get 1 or 2 responses

My alt account which is rping a female character I posted once in the rp thread and got like 7 responses almost instantly XD

Well as a guy myself and this my opinion only personally for me what turn’s A guy on in a Roleplay is a good female role player who satisfies the needs of the male vise versa as the make satifies the female . They both have to be on the same topic and share similar interests for a lot of parts and have a lot in common as well , also if that female Roleplayer can write a good paragraph as well also speak and write proper English as well . Also in the Roleplay for the topic about the Roleplay to be clear and precise and to know what the story and plot of the Roleplay should and stick to with that plot towards the end of the Roleplay . P.S someone who doesn’t ghost or leave you hanging as well as have your trust fully will definitely satisfy the male to the fullest . But that’s my opinion if you read this thank you for reading and have a nice day .

Offer me tea and we gold.

From my small experience here and on other sites of similar design, on behalf of all fellow XX chromosome people, I can safely say that if we mention semen or genitalia in any form, we usually have at least two guys in our DMs by the next hour.

So many genuine answers to a purely joke based thread.
*looks at own hands in horror*
What have these evil thumbs typed and wrought upon this humble forum?