At first glance, being a vampire would be cool, they have powers and all that, but after thinking it through... I came to the conclusion that, at least for me, it would suck
C'mon, you would have to be up when everyone is asleep, everything would be closed! How am I gonna get my Mountain Dew fix if nobody is up?
And I mean, yeah. I could just steal it... But I can already do that right now!
Nah man, I think I'll stay human for this one.