I wonder if being vampire would have any negative effect in ones sex life.

You cum dust and biting gets fucking intense.

I assume sundresses and sunglasses become slightly taboo and kinky to you as well, but that's just a dirty "sunlight" pun.

I would like to become a vampire..... Again~

And be the worst kind of parasite who feeds off of other humans for the rest of my wretched existance? No thank you!

...Well...at least you're honest....

[quote]VampireZelda said:

If you are still following these posts then, 'Yes, please.'

I'm already a Vampire, I've earned it irl.

I'd like to be a Toreador, please?

And give up garlic knots? Hell no.

Becoming a vampire would have it's benefits and the hours suit me perfectly, but I'm just more of a werewolf guy at heart-
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Ooh, that too! I didn't even think about that downside. It's a definite "no" on the vampire thing now.

Tell me any downsides of immortality and superpowers/magic?

immortality isn't fun because the people you care about die eventually and not having the privilege of the closure that death provides is a form of mental torture.

also if the government caught wind of your existence you'll be in whatever real life equivalent of the SCP foundation your country has being dissected alive day in and out.

being a normal person is underrated

hell yea, ive had this thought for a long time and would love to be a vampire. Its probably the reason i picked up a goth fetish.

No, I like garlic to much, end of story