Heard rumors of a Valvatorez that became president not too long ago. As a vampire he has some nice tricks up his sleeve, but his obsession with sardines is too much.
potatofries said: If I can shoot lasers from my eyes then I reject my humanity!
Good luck with that, I hear that'll get you beaten to a pulp by your adopted brother's great great grandson.
That's true and problematic BUT I get a cool italian son
Yeah but he'll be like fake Italian and actually just half English half Japanese.
That's also true, at least he'll honor his father with 40 seconds of pure violent adrenaline. All in all, buy a stone mask, if not satisfied we'll pay you back