Sex Jokes
What are your favorite sexual jokes?
The one about the Japanese golfer is a favorite of mine.
A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Californian knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep. The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Californian joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"
Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "What do you mean wrong hole?"
A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Californian knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep. The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Californian joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"
Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "What do you mean wrong hole?"
Not jokes, per se, but a few dirty limericks!
There once was a bonny young lass
Who had a magnificent ass!
But 'twas neither as pink
Nor as round as you'd think;
It was hairy and grey, had long ears and ate grass!
There once was a whore from Kilkenny,
Who'd charge you two fucks for a penny.
For half of that sum
You could bugger her bum,
An economy practised by many!
There once was a fellow from Kent
Whose penis was horribly bent!
To save himself trouble,
He'd stuff it in double,
So rather than coming, he went!
There once was a bonny young lass
Who had a magnificent ass!
But 'twas neither as pink
Nor as round as you'd think;
It was hairy and grey, had long ears and ate grass!
There once was a whore from Kilkenny,
Who'd charge you two fucks for a penny.
For half of that sum
You could bugger her bum,
An economy practised by many!
There once was a fellow from Kent
Whose penis was horribly bent!
To save himself trouble,
He'd stuff it in double,
So rather than coming, he went!
My ass is like a "exit only" door at walmart.
People still enter through it.
People still enter through it.
Some_Slutty_Fox said:
My ass is like a "exit only" door at walmart.
People still enter through it.
My ass is like a "exit only" door at walmart.
People still enter through it.
my ass is also like an exit only door but it is only exited through because anyone who wants do enter through it understands that the walmart is going to rip their dick off and beat them to death if they try it
dont have phone sex, you might get hearing aids
my favorite sex joke is my sex life :|
CrescentShadow said:
my favorite sex joke is my sex life :|
my favorite sex joke is my sex life :|
i felt this in my soul
CrescentShadow said:
my favorite sex joke is my sex life :|
my favorite sex joke is my sex life :|
accurate
(better out loud) whats the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? well, because there's 20 of them
Rakehandle said:
(better out loud) whats the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? well, because there's 20 of them
(better out loud) whats the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? well, because there's 20 of them
Hol up
This one time I was fingering this girl that was on her period and her dad walked in.
Caught me red-handed.
(Heard this one from Sunburned Albino)
Caught me red-handed.
(Heard this one from Sunburned Albino)
“I like my Coffee the way I like my women... with my Dick in it! Boing boing” -Bad Luck Bootsy
