All are welcome to join me in my palace

'Sup

Hey there

The elf boy shows up
“Howdy gang who wants to fuck?”

Easy lad. We just got here.

At least try and wait for the other guest XD

“But I'm horny noooowww”
I look upset and cross my arms

sips water

"Patience my friend"

Then go to the bathroom and jerk oooooff

“Its not the same!”
I sit down on the couch with a huff
I slowly begin to admire the quality of the fabric
“Yo, is this Egyptian silk?”

Aye, it isn't. But patience, smol child. And yes, it is Egyptian. Fitting, I suppose.

Also this pussy drinkin’ water?
“Pfffffft VIRGIN!”

"oh go suck on a dildo"

slowly continues to drink water

He probably would.

“You guys have didlos!?”
My eyes light up
“Where?”