[clarity I play tons of robins and one of them is married to this snake but I’m only using one robin who’s currently very drunk]

(Yeah hi that's me)

“Thanks” *I give you a fake-looking half grin before taking a sip straight from the bottle and putting my hand in my pants. I mutter something about boys being retards and touch myself as I start to cry a little*

Break-up pain? *I sit next to the girl* We all had relationship issues at one point.

Yeah I had to kill my dad... twice

Oh same here, and my brother, and I watched him die of a virus when I was an old man.

Well did you have to kill yourself and then be dead for 3 months until you come back?

Metal Gear Survive.
Argument over.

Ok? I guess?

That's all.

Alright I need more drunk to get beer

*After being silent for a long time I lift my head up again* “Those don’t sound like the same kind of relationship issues but sure, why not. This is my first night without sex in a month...”

Well the nights not over hehe! -she pounds her fist- beer! More!

"Ya sure you want more? You seem like kind of a lightweight..."

“One of the bottles in front of you is still full y’know...” *I take another swig if whiskey and go back to pleasuring myself*