Right, I'm off to go look after my child now, see you all.

Aww you have a baby? I wanna *belch* see

No.

Aww dang guess another day then -she gets a new beer- finally! I was waiting forever!

You should've just said "Kept you waiting, huh?" Like a chad would.

"I would have, if she wasn't already too beer goggled to see that I set down that drink forever ago."

Don't mind her.
My wife's like that sometimes.

-the beer is empty- hehe bartender you look nice ;) care to *burp* dance?

This is genuinely the first moment I regret coming here.

"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm covering two shifts at the same time, I cannot help you at the moment. Maybe your man is willing to dance with you?"

Who is he talking about?

*A girl with brown hair and a stone cold expression wearing a suit jacket, a skirt, and thigh-highs with nothing covering herself above them sits down next to snake, and then moves one seat to the left upon noticing robin* “I’ll have a bottle of whiskey. The whole bottle, please.”

[Wait, are you Roleplaying two different characters, Snake? 'Cause that shit just confused the hell outta me.]

Nice jacket.
*I notice the girl who just walked in*

"Good evening, ma'am. I'll get right on that." [The Owner snatches a bottle from the shelves before handing it to Anon.]