[An androgynous young man with dark brown hair, central heterochromic eyes, and a dark blue suit welcomes you.]

"Ahh, welcome to the Joker's Special Bar & Casino! I hope you enjoy our stay. Please abide by these rules!"

[The man motions to a sign on the wall.

"Welcome, enjoy your stay and be courteous of the other guests. Most carnal acts are A-Okay as long as you don't piss, shit, maim, or rape the other guests. With that out of the way, have fun."]

Hey can you play mass destruction at max volume on the speaker please? Also I’ll take a few drinks

I'm looking for a golden man in a bucket helm.

[The trap smiles at Robin.] "Sure thing, I guess."
[He then turns his gaze to Hated.] "Sorry, can't say I've seen anyone meeting that description, maybe one of the staff members have?"

His name's Hervis.

"Sorry, buddy. Haven't heard nor seen this guy."

Well damn.

*she mumbles something about projectile nerfs*

*A silhouette of a skinny, incredibly tall woman holding a glock in each hand with fancy earrings steps forward from the corner, a bunch of empty whiskey bottles and a box of tissues behind her* “what did you say about nerfs?”

My ass is nerfed.

(It is actually, same as ZSS’s. Damn shame)

(How to go from Dummy Thicc to no ass)

My projectiles don’t do as much sheild damage anymore... I guess it could be worse

Atleast you don't think spears aren't as cool as swords.

"I think you guys have it wrong. Joker as in the Card, not Smash Character. Although, I do feel your pain Robin."