I love it when people don't understand timelines.

Well technically you're Naked Snake's clone....

Oh yeah you're solid snake... Sorry I didn't know which one you were.

No eyepatch, dummy.

Oh no...I've heard enchiladas sometimes turn men into tsunderes but I've never actually seen it....

*Braces myself while looking at Solid*

Right. Well I know now... Anyway still, Didn't he have a stamina meter when he was naked snake?

Yeah, he did, also, First, I have a child and wife you know.

You do? Since when? And isn't Meryl married to that guy with irritable bowl syndrome?

Yeah.
If she'll show up anytime soon.

Do we need to keep discussing this?

Yes.

Alright... how should we continue?

Oh dear, I'm gonna need the hardcore shit for this one.

*I pull out a briefcase labelled 'hardcore shit'*

Dunno.
Anyone care for a cig?

You two can keep talking ok. I... need to go to sleep *I notice Morgana on my back* Nngfhhh *I run upstairs to bed*