That_One_Pervert
04/11/19 03:36AM
SCP-1471 said:
That_One_Pervert said:
I think I may have just screwed up with a potential partner...

pleasedontbemepleasedontbemepleasedontbeme


You're in luck. It ain't you.
That_One_Pervert
04/11/19 11:36PM
This is a really stupid one...
One time, during class, I had a boner. It was just me and the teacher. I whipped it out and started jerking it under the desk. I came on the floor, asked him if I could get a paper towel to blow my nose, went and got one, and cleaned up my mess.
SexCuresCancer.
04/14/19 03:25PM
That_One_Pervert said:
This is a really stupid one...
One time, during class, I had a boner. It was just me and the teacher. I whipped it out and started jerking it under the desk. I came on the floor, asked him if I could get a paper towel to blow my nose, went and got one, and cleaned up my mess.

Haha, I once had a similar experience like that during a session
That_One_Pervert
04/14/19 10:27PM
Go on.
ThatOneSubShota
04/17/19 04:12PM
Microwaved mac&cheese. Felt like a dumbass for days.
deckofpain99
04/17/19 07:40PM
Back in the days of my near constant boner, I may have jerked off in an empty class room during my TA period. Got caught once by three girls too but I'm unsure of what they saw because it was dark. Guess they didn't mind or didn't care because no one ever talked to me about it
That_One_Pervert
04/18/19 02:20AM
ThatOneSubShota said:
Microwaved mac&cheese. Felt like a dumbass for days.


That's... Pretty normal...
:/
My_Solid_Is_Snake
04/18/19 09:37PM
My_Snake_Is_Solid said:
This_Made_My_Snake_Solid said:
I managed to get myself an impersonator by shitposting here.
I regret being here.


I'm not impersonating you goddamn it, I have literally never seen your account before, I made this account a few days ago because I forgot my old username, this was the first thing to pop into my head.
Hey wait a minute...
This_Made_My_Snake_Solid
04/18/19 10:01PM
My_Solid_Is_Snake said:
My_Snake_Is_Solid said:
This_Made_My_Snake_Solid said:
I managed to get myself an impersonator by shitposting here.
I regret being here.


I'm not impersonating you goddamn it, I have literally never seen your account before, I made this account a few days ago because I forgot my old username, this was the first thing to pop into my head.
Hey wait a minute...

Wait a second.
SCP-1471
04/18/19 10:28PM
Opening a door in Seattle after a bunch of knocking on the other side, and more specifically buying a microwave from that weird ass salesman.
That_One_Pervert
04/18/19 10:52PM
SCP-1471 said:
Opening a door in Seattle after a bunch of knocking on the other side, and more specifically buying a microwave from that weird ass salesman.


Oof
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