That_One_Pervert
04/01/19 12:34AM
UselessAndGay said:
ChubbyBoy14 said:
That_One_Pervert said:
ChubbyBoy14 said:
Jerked off with shampoo...


Did that. My dick was burning for what felt like forever...


Same. It got kind of flaky too. Never again did I do that, yikes.

The fuck is wrong with your guys' shampoo? I do that basically every time I shower and don't have lube with me, and it's never hurt or done anything weird.

Edit: Okay, well I actually use conditioner most of the time, it's a bit thicker and stays on my dick better, that might be why it's never hurt


Next time, think before ya talk.
Artie
04/01/19 02:14AM
aside from the usual receiving of lies, deceit and manipulation from past relationships, i’d say the times i purchased a nostalgic steam game that ive no intention of playing, apart from adding it to my digital collection
(im not good with money, ngl)
That_One_Pervert
04/01/19 02:22AM
Artie said:
aside from the usual receiving of lies, deceit and manipulation from past relationships, i’d say the times i purchased a nostalgic steam game that ive no intention of playing, apart from adding it to my digital collection
(im not good with money, ngl)


Pft!
JohnesJoestar
04/01/19 03:27AM
ChubbyBoy14 said:
Jerked off with shampoo...


Oh god a horrible mistake. A week with my dick skin irritated.
That_One_Pervert
04/01/19 05:45AM
JohnesJoestar said:
ChubbyBoy14 said:
Jerked off with shampoo...


Oh god a horrible mistake. A week with my dick skin irritated.


Yep. Spread down to me balls too.
DIO2017
04/01/19 06:39AM
I once had a hot pan in front of me. My father told me it was hot, but at the time I thought he was joking. So I placed my hand on the pot.

Just another reason to listen to your parents.
thesentientditto
04/01/19 07:10AM
I hit my mom when I was 12... she's completely forgotten about it but I still feel awful about it.
Zayzx1
04/01/19 07:13AM
DIO2017 said:
I once had a hot pan in front of me. My father told me it was hot, but at the time I thought he was joking. So I placed my hand on the pot.

Just another reason to listen to your parents.


Whoa.
NightRider
04/01/19 07:13AM
ChubbyBoy14 said:
Jerked off with shampoo...


Thought soap would be a good lubericant. Hoooo boy rugburn on your dick is not fun.
ChubbyBoy14
04/02/19 04:56AM
That_One_Pervert
04/02/19 04:58AM
thesentientditto said:
I hit my mom when I was 12... she's completely forgotten about it but I still feel awful about it.


My mom would have busted my ass.
tiger837
04/02/19 06:55AM
Ok I’m not gay or bi, just did a favor for a friend on Grindr, I let him suck my dick and we fucked I’m not really proud of myself and this is all true (no lie).
UselessAndGay
04/02/19 07:26AM
tiger837 said:
Ok I’m not gay or bi, just did a favor for a friend on Grindr, I let him suck my dick and we fucked I’m not really proud of myself and this is all true (no lie).

Did you enjoy it?
boytpy123
04/06/19 11:40PM
wink_wonk said:
boytpy123 said:
wink_wonk said:
I have done some dumb things throughout my life, but if there's one that takes the cake it's when I dated this girl with nothing but red flags and y'all can image how well that turned out. Worst of all is how blind I was and the fact that I blanked myself, to the point where I wanted to disappear - permanently. Ditched my group of friends; Quit my shitty job out of desperation; Among a few other things.

Good times.


sorry if I actually sound blind but what does 'red flags' mean?

It's a metaphor used in relationships to describe a warning sign, that is, something that seems off about the third party.


k thanks
NaughtyWolfess
04/06/19 11:45PM
BBC_Nate said:
Life.

Haha yeah same
<<<12 3 45>>>


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