HOLY SHIT
O_O

Well, one of the dumbest things I did was stick my tongue to a shelf in a freezer. Then, when I tried to free myself, a part of the skin on my tongue came off.

Did that. My dick was burning for what felt like forever...

sorry if I actually sound blind but what does 'red flags' mean?

dumbest thing I did was litterqlly step in a pink lego bucket and break my freaking right foot

I'm not impersonating you goddamn it, I have literally never seen your account before, I made this account a few days ago because I forgot my old username, this was the first thing to pop into my head.

Anyway the first thing that comes to my mind would be the time accidentally leaned back into a candle that was lit on a table behind my chair, I wasn't able to put it out quick enough (rolling around would have just burned the carpet up) so now I have a huge burn scar.

The fuck is wrong with your guys' shampoo? I do that basically every time I shower and don't have lube with me, and it's never hurt or done anything weird.

Edit: Okay, well I actually use conditioner most of the time, it's a bit thicker and stays on my dick better, that might be why it's never hurt

It's a metaphor used in relationships to describe a warning sign, that is, something that seems off about the third party.

...I watched Blood-C. Volunterily.

I regret everything about that decision.

I jumped over a chicken coop that we used to have when we owned chickens. The kicker? It was made out of metal wires and so when I landed only one foot, my left foot, inside the coop, which the chickens weren’t currently in, my right foot had landed in between my big toe and the toe next to it. Thus severing the skin inbetween the two. Thankfully it was a straight cut and I didn’t loose my big toe. But it hurt like a bitch and I required 10 stitches and couldn’t run for a week.

I have others but that was the most prominent one.

Mine got kinda dry and itchy. For a while, I thought it was a yeast infection.