I just recently broke my first bone (my scapula, if you would like to know) after I just got done taking out trash. Now I have a sling and currently not moving as much as I would love to.

Anyway, has anything similar which is a first for you?

I once nearly cracked my skull open after tripping over some concrete stairs, had to be in hospital for about 2 1/2 weeks! Ah memories...

I once stripped completely naked at wild waves amusment park as a child because I didn't know where the changing areas were.

Took a girl to the skating rink on a date, broke my ankle and had to sit on the side while she skated alone. Next day she texted me and said it probably wouldn't work out. That date cost me over 800 dollars after the surgery on my ankle.

That must have been awful, I press the biggest F possible for you man.


I think my most stupid achievement was pretending that I could iron clothes at the age of 5, turns out I got a mark for 7 years.

I cut myself deeply under my thumbnail while opening a box of Bear Paws cookies. I wasn't even using scissors or a knife or anything - I just got the right angle that a cardboard corner jammed under there. And this wasn't when I was a young child -this was only a few years ago, when I was probably 20.

You're not proud, I'm jealous.

Not me but my aunt. She burned water in her 20s by accident. While she was at the pot actively.

a couple years ago back in august 2016...I broke my right foot...the pain litterally made it more difficult to sleep...

I've fallen down stairs numerous times. They are pretty much the only things I fall down on. I'm simultaneously proud and ashamed of this "achievement". Ashamed because falling down stairs is embarrassing and painful, and proud because I haven't died yet. It's like I turn into a baby deer when slight elevation enters the equation.

Probably when I broke my pinky toe accidentally tripping on an end table.

Im split on the proud/not-proud part.... But I did make a husband cheat on his wife and made sure she saw her man and a (then) college age boy that was cuter than her ....

Im not too split actually, she lost me a job and in turn a house... So I ruined her confidence... Not proud, but no regrets

When I was a kid, I never got cavities. Funny thing was, I was walking to my elementary school one day with my brother, I was eating breakfast along the way. I brought a poptart with me and I was enjoying myself. When the two of use were almost on campus, I took another bite of it and then this weird noise and feeling happens but being a dumb kid, I ignore it.

I make it to class, somewhat fine. My mouth had a strange taste and I actually walked to one of those little kid mirrors inside the classroom and smiled. My teeth were bloody and then when I opened my mouth, one of my mollars were split. I actually walked up to my teacher and asked if I could go home.

When I was a kid, I never got cavities. Funny thing was, I was walking to my elementary school one day with my brother, I was eating breakfast along the way. I brought a poptart with me and I was enjoying myself. When the two of use were almost on campus, I took another bite of it and then this weird noise and feeling happens but being a dumb kid, I ignore it.

I make it to class, somewhat fine. My mouth had a strange taste and I actually walked to one of those little kid mirrors inside the classroom and smiled. My teeth were bloody and then when I opened my mouth, one of my mollars were split. I actually walked up to my teacher and asked if I could go home.

I want to say my biggest achievement I feel shame for is back in highschool. I was absolutely in love with a nerdy friend and he'd be all nice and do things differently than others around me. Well I was oblivious this was his way of trying to pick me up and date my thicc ass. But because of my blindness I did learn my deepest desires in the sexual community sooo, kinda proud where it lead; not proud of missing my chance to date my friend