SnakeinHell
03/11/19 01:18AM
Achievements you're not proud of
I just recently broke my first bone (my scapula, if you would like to know) after I just got done taking out trash. Now I have a sling and currently not moving as much as I would love to.

Anyway, has anything similar which is a first for you?
Eira
03/11/19 01:19AM
I’d say making an account here, but that’s not exactly an achievement :p
SexCuresCancer.
03/11/19 01:32AM
I once nearly cracked my skull open after tripping over some concrete stairs, had to be in hospital for about 2 1/2 weeks! Ah memories...
Biflexible_male
03/11/19 08:54AM
I once stripped completely naked at wild waves amusment park as a child because I didn't know where the changing areas were.
ObsessedAndCompulsed
03/11/19 07:41PM
Took a girl to the skating rink on a date, broke my ankle and had to sit on the side while she skated alone. Next day she texted me and said it probably wouldn't work out. That date cost me over 800 dollars after the surgery on my ankle.
potatofries
03/11/19 07:48PM
ObsessedAndCompulsed said:
Took a girl to the skating rink on a date, broke my ankle and had to sit on the side while she skated alone. Next day she texted me and said it probably wouldn't work out. That date cost me over 800 dollars after the surgery on my ankle.


That must have been awful, I press the biggest F possible for you man.


I think my most stupid achievement was pretending that I could iron clothes at the age of 5, turns out I got a mark for 7 years.
TheGentleQuartz
03/11/19 11:20PM
I cut myself deeply under my thumbnail while opening a box of Bear Paws cookies. I wasn't even using scissors or a knife or anything - I just got the right angle that a cardboard corner jammed under there. And this wasn't when I was a young child -this was only a few years ago, when I was probably 20.
FrostyFins
03/12/19 01:49AM
I banged a BBW girl for a friend, I mean gut hanging out further than her ass. . .Why I did it? I was his wing man dammit!
TheGentleQuartz
03/12/19 01:55AM
FrostyFins said:
I banged a BBW girl for a friend, I mean gut hanging out further than her ass. . .Why I did it? I was his wing man dammit!
You're not proud, I'm jealous.
Bigstack_for_Shortstack
03/12/19 02:08AM
Not me but my aunt. She burned water in her 20s by accident. While she was at the pot actively.
boytpy123
03/14/19 05:57AM
well...
a couple years ago back in august 2016...I broke my right foot...the pain litterally made it more difficult to sleep...
Olive_Cumlover
03/14/19 06:12AM
I've fallen down stairs numerous times. They are pretty much the only things I fall down on. I'm simultaneously proud and ashamed of this "achievement". Ashamed because falling down stairs is embarrassing and painful, and proud because I haven't died yet. It's like I turn into a baby deer when slight elevation enters the equation.
KabochaCream
03/16/19 02:55AM
Probably when I broke my pinky toe accidentally tripping on an end table.
Andi_(YOUR_bi-trap)
03/16/19 03:10AM
Im split on the proud/not-proud part.... But I did make a husband cheat on his wife and made sure she saw her man and a (then) college age boy that was cuter than her ....

Im not too split actually, she lost me a job and in turn a house... So I ruined her confidence... Not proud, but no regrets
Succubus_Lilith
03/16/19 09:53AM
When I was a kid, I never got cavities. Funny thing was, I was walking to my elementary school one day with my brother, I was eating breakfast along the way. I brought a poptart with me and I was enjoying myself. When the two of use were almost on campus, I took another bite of it and then this weird noise and feeling happens but being a dumb kid, I ignore it.

I make it to class, somewhat fine. My mouth had a strange taste and I actually walked to one of those little kid mirrors inside the classroom and smiled. My teeth were bloody and then when I opened my mouth, one of my mollars were split. I actually walked up to my teacher and asked if I could go home.
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