"Come one, come all you sinful mortals! I, Dio, present to you, the opportunity to enjoy my brand new night club: The Dark! Enter this establishment at your own risk, however, for once you enter, you'll find it quite difficult to want to leave!"

Rules:

1. Be respectful towards one another, no insults or fighting of ANY kind are allowed.

2. No revealing personal information of any kind. Including your name, phone number, real life photos, etc. I have no desire for it nor should anyone else.

3. Things such as scat, snuff, piss, or other bodily fluids that are not semen or cumming related are not allowed!

4. Preferably straight, or Yuri, since yaoi isn't really my thing, but I will make an exception for traps.

With that being said, have fun!

(For those wondering about my appearance in this RP, just assume Part 3 Dio Brando)

Should have just named it "DIO'S World"

^ This one gets it

Is it wrong if I read this entire thing in Abridged DIO's voice?

Let me guess...
All of my lewd partners are actually DIO.

Surprise, they were all Road Rollers.

RIP, Banned from his own club. New management ft. Joseph Joestar.

Not at all.

Would've been too obvious.

I may be undead, but I, Dio, have class.


Not to mention Vanilla Ice is less than fond of the idea of cleaning up after guests. The first time I attempted this, some poor fool dropped a huge one in the guest room after one of my man-cats scared the life out of them.

The day I allow a Joestar to be in charge of anything will be a cold day in Hell!

Don't talk sh#t about my man-cats!!

Alas, this is that of a JoJo reference.

I'm just here for my stand

I'm guessing there's no limit to how far we can take a jojoke.