Aye, matey?

What's Thanos' favorite kind of breakfast?
A balanced meal.

What do you call the unfair advantage the undead tend to have in a necropolis?

Wight privilege

What do you call a Norse Joint?

A Draugr.

I’ll see myself out.

Wouldn't it be Nordic?

Draugr are from Norse Mythology, not Nordic. You’re thinking Skyrim, but Draugr are originally from Norse Mythology.

Ahhh

My spanish friend was doing a magic trick. He said "uno, dos..." And then dissappeared without a tres.

How did they cut Rome into pieces? With Caesars.

If you eat 2 pieces of string they'll come out tied together. I shit you knot.

"I see for Miles" said Miles' seeing eye dog. Quite unexpectedly.

Okay im done.

One more because I love pirate jokes...

Why is pirating so addictive? They say when you lose your first hand, ye get hooked!

my life

im thinking...

I would make a joke about fire_emblem, but it would be rather "corrin"y

I’d make a joke about Wisconsin, but it’d just be too cheesy.

Did you mean, "Swiss"consin?

Is the computer working? Yep it's computing.