What do you call a guy who goes around the house in his underwear?
Well, I don't know about you, but I'd call him "my boyfriend."
Well, I don't know about you, but I'd call him "my boyfriend."
Or me.
What do you call a building full of hookers? A hotel.
It took me a while to appreciate rocks, I used to take them for granite
What did the one nut chasing the other say?
I‘m a cashew
I‘m a cashew
What does Bruce Lee like to drink?
WATA!!!
WATA!!!
What's every Tumblr user's favorite rap song?
Coochie Gang
Coochie Gang
I once entered 10 puns in a pun contest. Any 1 in 10 of them could have won, but no pun in ten did.
*instantly commits suicide
This is exactly a joke my dad would make.
*instantly commits suicide
SexCuresCancer. said:
What does Bruce Lee like to drink?
WATA!!!
What does Bruce Lee like to drink?
WATA!!!
This is exactly a joke my dad would make.
Alright, since no one else did this...
Goddammit, REDEngineer!
Goddammit, REDEngineer!
ExtraWide_CuntCrusher said:
I once entered 10 puns in a pun contest. Any 1 in 10 of them could have won, but no pun in ten did.
*instantly commits suicide
This is exactly a joke my dad would make.
I once entered 10 puns in a pun contest. Any 1 in 10 of them could have won, but no pun in ten did.
*instantly commits suicide
SexCuresCancer. said:
What does Bruce Lee like to drink?
WATA!!!
What does Bruce Lee like to drink?
WATA!!!
This is exactly a joke my dad would make.
Maybe I am your dad
Why are butt pirates butt pirates?
Because they just AAAAARRRRR
Because they just AAAAARRRRR
To keep with the pirate theme
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Arrrr?
Ya might think, but a pirate's first and only love be the "C / sea"
Arrrr?
Ya might think, but a pirate's first and only love be the "C / sea"
Overlord_Kujo said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Arrrr?
Ya might think, but a pirate's first and only love be the "C / sea"
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Arrrr?
Ya might think, but a pirate's first and only love be the "C / sea"
Kujo
I once entered 10 puns into a contest.
Didn't win no pun in ten did.
Didn't win no pun in ten did.
I don't have any sort of puns right now.
Might as well go PUNish me! I might be considered a JOKE to all as well... and it's a shame really, i would have love to see someone laugh at it thinking it's quite PUNny.
Might as well go PUNish me! I might be considered a JOKE to all as well... and it's a shame really, i would have love to see someone laugh at it thinking it's quite PUNny.
