Shout out to all the sidewalks!

They kept me off the streets.

Why do people think Kirby blows? He obviously sucks!
I bet he'd be good at eating people out.

If Dedede had a wife, would he be giving her the DDD?
Perhaps one of his knights has an answer. But I've never Met a Knight.
Wonder where Kirby's Return to Dream Land fits in the Magalore. I'll probably play some Kirby Robobobo-bo Bo-bobo while i figure that out

Okay the last one sucked in my opinion. So sorry

I lost it here, thanks

Spongebob is always so happy all the time. How you may ask?




He is always smokin that sea-weed

How do idiots find each other?

Ra-DUUUUURRRRR

Did you guys see the new movie about pirates that came out? It's rated ARRRR

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

'Hey baby let's play house. You'll be the door and I'll slam you!'

Not really a pun but it's so damn corny I figured I'd share it. Haha!

Whaddaya call two lesbians having sex?
Fur traders.

Oh lord! XD

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

The puns here are so good I need a moment to cum-prehend the jokes

Who can enter the Emperor's room?
Nobody. 'Septim.

What do you call a slutty Skyrim Protagonist, A DragonWhorin

Why did the Dovahkiin climb up to High Hrothgar?
To see what all the Fus was about